Blog:Koans in CVS

Blog:Koans in CVS

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Koans in CVS

I maintain a personal CVS repository in which I store basically everything that is important to me. This not only includes school work; I store programs I write in my free time (e.g. BasicPlay), musical compositions, and even Internet correspondence. Today, I accidentally stumbled upon one such correspondence with my friend Tom dating from 3 years ago (i.e. 2002):

(11:32:09) Tom: I am an explosive bolt going off in ur skull plate forcing ur grey matter to eject into the sea. Was I a mistake or was it deliberate? No man will ever know except the man on the inside.
(11:35:48) Me: I am the bag man of bangladesh pushing your rickshaw spice merchant mousepads through the time rift. Do you sell indemnity?
(11:38:50) Tom: I will attempt to derail your parcel carrier and co-opt your canker sore for intangible benefits.
(11:40:56) Tom: Work Together...
Deliver the Best...
Worldwide...
(11:41:33) Tom: My spock unit is clogged
(11:42:12) Me: Corporate vignettes and photo spreads caress my nimble palette as i taste the coiled fruits of cologne
(11:43:56) Tom: Slick black rubber crafts wicker dummies for dupont's thrift store vatican. God is in the vacuole.
(11:46:10) Tom: Slick disk popup ads bowdlerize my chieftain
(11:46:54) Tom: wallace and grommet can sentence diagram that
(11:46:54) Me: Even absolute zero isn't cold enough to thaw my plastic slide rule. the numbers add and multiply, but they have yet to spawn intelligent mannerisms. etiquette isn't a replacement for nature.
(11:47:53) Tom: Fury blows to my head create space for rent, but no man can paint that which is red.
(11:50:29) Tom: peter jackson is not that good
(11:50:29) Me: taught leather lines the mast of intolerance, forcing huddled masses to gnaw on their paper shackles. headphones will lead them to enlightenment.
(11:51:47) Tom: Looking for a page count its bulk knowledge but you can't storm the castle without a key. I guard the branches from aphids. I am the egg men.
(11:53:09) Tom: I am pretty sure that if you write cryptic like people think ur smart
(11:53:17) Tom: and try to read into it

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