Blog:Koans in CVS
From Evan Sultanik
Koans in CVS
I maintain a personal CVS repository in which I store basically everything that is important to me. This not only includes school work; I store programs I write in my free time (e.g. BasicPlay), musical compositions, and even Internet correspondence. Today, I accidentally stumbled upon one such correspondence with my friend Tom dating from 3 years ago (i.e. 2002):
| (11:32:09) Tom: | I am an explosive bolt going off in ur skull plate forcing ur grey matter to eject into the sea. Was I a mistake or was it deliberate? No man will ever know except the man on the inside. |
| (11:35:48) Me: | I am the bag man of bangladesh pushing your rickshaw spice merchant mousepads through the time rift. Do you sell indemnity? |
| (11:38:50) Tom: | I will attempt to derail your parcel carrier and co-opt your canker sore for intangible benefits. |
| (11:40:56) Tom: | Work Together... Deliver the Best... Worldwide... |
| (11:41:33) Tom: | My spock unit is clogged |
| (11:42:12) Me: | Corporate vignettes and photo spreads caress my nimble palette as i taste the coiled fruits of cologne |
| (11:43:56) Tom: | Slick black rubber crafts wicker dummies for dupont's thrift store vatican. God is in the vacuole. |
| (11:46:10) Tom: | Slick disk popup ads bowdlerize my chieftain |
| (11:46:54) Tom: | wallace and grommet can sentence diagram that |
| (11:46:54) Me: | Even absolute zero isn't cold enough to thaw my plastic slide rule. the numbers add and multiply, but they have yet to spawn intelligent mannerisms. etiquette isn't a replacement for nature. |
| (11:47:53) Tom: | Fury blows to my head create space for rent, but no man can paint that which is red. |
| (11:50:29) Tom: | peter jackson is not that good |
| (11:50:29) Me: | taught leather lines the mast of intolerance, forcing huddled masses to gnaw on their paper shackles. headphones will lead them to enlightenment. |
| (11:51:47) Tom: | Looking for a page count its bulk knowledge but you can't storm the castle without a key. I guard the branches from aphids. I am the egg men. |
| (11:53:09) Tom: | I am pretty sure that if you write cryptic like people think ur smart |
| (11:53:17) Tom: | and try to read into it |
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