Blog:Nathan Fabian
From Evan Sultanik
del.icio.usNathan Fabian
For those of you who don’t know, Fixed Gear Gallery (FGG) is a daily-updated website that has a photo gallery of… you guessed it… fixed gear bicycles. Last Friday, a fellow by the name of Nathan Fabian submitted these pictures to the FGG. You might notice that the second picture on the page features Mr. Fabian executing a no-handed track stand, whilst making a lewd gesture at the camera. This is interesting, since the FGG discourages (and sometimes disallows) pictures of bikes’ owners. A thread on the Single Speed/Fixed Gear sub-forum on bikeforums.net was created complaining about the submission to FGG, making fun of Mr. Fabian. The thread is available here. Photoshopping of the original images naturally ensued. This thread now has the potential to become like the now-famously epic ~500-page-long so-called " Sherdog Guido thread" (note: the thread was deleted, but a good recap video can be found here). Here are some of my contributions to the Fabian thread:
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